[影片] 《羅賓漢》歌曲──《英格蘭假王》(THE PHONY KING OF ENGLAND)！

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配合本狼去年的慶祝《羅賓漢》上映50週年同獸小說連載以及今天小年夜上傳的約翰親王春聯之影片分享！UWU

歌詞：

Oh the world will sing of an English King
A thousand years from now
And not because he passed some laws
Or had that lofty brow
While bonny good King Richard leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll all have to slave away
For that good-for-nothin' John

千載後世界將唱頌位英王，
非因其通過啥律法或儀表堂堂；
當至尊理察國王率領精兵討聖地榮光，
卻留下吾輩遭受約翰暴政苦難當！

Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the phony king of England!
A pox on the phony king of England!

他昏聵無能，以致青史告誠：他乃是至尊英格蘭假王！
他乃是至尊英格蘭假王！

He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
If he cannot have his way
And then he calls for his Mum
While he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play

他高據寶座咸認自己稱帝王，
實際卻形同傀儡般被控絲線上；
倘若不順其意他就暴躁兼發狂，
然後他會去吸大拇爪、喚母偏向，他根本毫無資格坐殿堂！

Too late to be known as John the First
He's sure to be known as John the worst
A pox on that phony king of England!

什麼尊號約翰一世，
聲名狼藉流傳後世，
他乃是至尊英格蘭假王！

While he taxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our bread
King Richard's crown keeps slippin' down
Around that pointed head
Ah! But while there is a merry man
In Robin's wily pack
We'll find a way to make him pay
And steal our money back
A minute before he knows we're there
Ol' Rob'll snatch his underwear!

當他高壓徵稅並將吾輩積糧搶，
理察之皇冠續在其呆頭上晃蕩；
幸有羅賓漢與綠林好漢俠義現忠良，
吾輩終將令其臣服並把錢財吐到光！

口白：當他發現一切前一刻，
羅賓漢已將其襯衣撤！

The breezy and uneasy king of England!
The snivellin' grovellin',
Measly weasly,
Blabberin' jabberin',
Gibberin' jabberin',
Blunderin' plunderin',
Wheelin' dealin'
Prince John, that phony King of England!

過動且不安之英格蘭假王！
卑躬屈膝、微不足道；
胡言亂語、酷愛下詔；
強取豪奪、善變可笑；
約翰親王，究極英格蘭假王！